 | "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."
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 | "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described
in that time management course you sent me."
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 | "Whew! Guess I left the top off the
White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
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 | "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on
the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
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 | "I was testing my keyboard for drool
resistance."
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 | "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve
work-related stress."
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 | "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I
had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
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 | "The coffee machine is broken..."
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 | "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot..."
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 | " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." |