Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
"They told me at the blood bank this might
happen." | |
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described
in that time management course you sent me." | |
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the
White-Out You probably got here just in time!" | |
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on
the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." | |
"I was testing my keyboard for drool
resistance." | |
"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve
work-related stress." | |
"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I
had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." | |
"The coffee machine is broken..." | |
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot..." | |
" ... in Jesus' name. Amen." |