Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

bullet"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
bullet"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
bullet"Whew!  Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
bullet"I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
bullet"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
bullet"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related   stress."
bullet"Damn!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
bullet"The coffee machine is broken..."
bullet"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
bullet" ... in Jesus' name.  Amen."