You've worked in the 90's when......

bulletYou've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different organizations.
bulletYour resume is in a diskette in your pocket.
bulletYou get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
bulletYou learn about your layoff on the news.
bulletYour supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
bulletSalaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries gross national products combined.
bulletIt's dark when you drive to and from work.
bulletCommunication is something your section is having problems with.
bulletYou see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
bulletFree food left over from meetings is your main staple.
bulletBeing sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the hospital."
bulletYou're already late on the work task you just got.
bulletYou work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.
bullet"Vacation" is something you roll over to next year, or a check you get every January.
bulletYour relatives and family describe your job as "working with computers".
bulletYour business cards are no longer correct just a month after you receive them.
bulletYou have every "Cup-A-Soup" brand known to man in your desk drawer.
bulletYou have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.
bulletDuring any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a social activity, your co-workers outnumber your family members.
bulletYou must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals because no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the Human Resources
bulletDepartment was outsourced last month.
bulletYour biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your best jokes.
bulletYou read this entire list and understood it.

 

 

 

 

 

I don't take credit for this and I don't know whom to give credit to. . .But anyway I found this surfing the web HERE.

Lisa