You Might Be A Nurse If . . .
 | You avoid unhealthy looking peoples in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. |
| It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation on your patient with the other hand. |
| You've had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots." |
| You've ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level. |
| You plan your next meal while performing gastric lavage. |
| You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick. |
| You have your weekends off planned a year in advance. |
| You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered food. |
| You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky. |
You Might Be A Nurse If...© Michael Seaver, 1997.
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